Thursday, June 15, 2006

Britney

Britney Spears, if you're reading this, a few things about that interview with Matt Lauer:

  • I think your top was too small or something. Also, your bra was hanging out on one side. But if you were going for the white-trash slut look -- good job!
  • Something weird was going on with your eyelashes. I couldn't stop staring at the right one.
  • Chomping on gum like that while talking to anyone, let alone on national TV, is gross.
  • Air quotes -- please stop with the air quotes!
  • Guess what? I'm "country", as you say, too. My dad let me steer the car while I sat on his lap (probably going considerably slower than outrunning-the-paparazzi speed) and there is no way in hell I would ever do that with my kids.

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